Disclaimer: The disappearance of Flight 370 is not funny to anyone involved. However, as we receive "information" from various sources about things that may or may not be found or attributed to this mystery, we will no doubt hear more about oil slicks, course changes and floating debris. For the sake of the people involved I hope something is found soon—though I believe they will suffer through several bogus reports before the truth is known. So here, I make light of the reports—not the event.
Wrapper on Shore Thought to be From Flight 370
UnAssociated Press
March 13, 1014
A candy wrapper that washed up on a deserted beach near Vietnam may have belonged to one of the missing passengers aboard missing Malaysian Flight 370. Apparently an alleged passenger was allegedly eating that kind of candy while allegedly boarding the airplane. The wrapper was first spotted by a Chinese satellite a few hours after the plane was reported missing. They did not report the finding until it went through proper channels for two days. Meanwhile the Malaysian Military said the plane turned to the west and then south and then back to the east—before finally heading north. The candy wrapper is perhaps the first solid clue as to what happened since the bogus reports that oil slicks (which are common in seas everywhere—due to sloppy procedures by oil companies) had come from the crash site—which (i.e. the crash site) has yet to be found.
Wrapper on Shore Thought to be From Flight 370
UnAssociated Press
March 13, 1014
A candy wrapper that washed up on a deserted beach near Vietnam may have belonged to one of the missing passengers aboard missing Malaysian Flight 370. Apparently an alleged passenger was allegedly eating that kind of candy while allegedly boarding the airplane. The wrapper was first spotted by a Chinese satellite a few hours after the plane was reported missing. They did not report the finding until it went through proper channels for two days. Meanwhile the Malaysian Military said the plane turned to the west and then south and then back to the east—before finally heading north. The candy wrapper is perhaps the first solid clue as to what happened since the bogus reports that oil slicks (which are common in seas everywhere—due to sloppy procedures by oil companies) had come from the crash site—which (i.e. the crash site) has yet to be found.
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