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CuTRis Thought to be in Siberia

CuTRis Thought to be in Siberia
UnAssociated Press
March 5, 2014

Sources within the UnAssociated Press report that CuTRis may be hiding somewhere in Siberia. CuTRis, who has stolen the $1 Billion Aid Package for the Ukraine, told reporters at a press conference held inside of his remote snow cave, that he chose Siberia because it is "the last place 'they' will look" for him!

CuTRis is thought to be hiding in Siberia

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LDM said…
Those are some big denominations on those bills to fix a billion in that case. If I was you I would get a billion in pennies and return the money- or buy lottery tickets, better rate of return on them.- Nice cave by the way!
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