Cutris Wins Vice-Presidential Debate!

CuTRis Wins Vice-Presidential Debate!
UnAssociated Press
October 12, 2012

Apparently Cutris has done it again! Though he did not participate in last night's Vice-Presidential debate, he was proclaimed the 'clear winner,' by a number of political media sources. Just how is Cutris able to achieve these victories without even being present or speaking at the debates?

"The public seems to want him to run again," said one source who asked not to be identified by his real name of Jerald W. Johnson of Springfield, Massachusetts. "You have to remember that Cutris only lost by 12 votes in 2008; and a lot of people think he should run again."

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