Cutris Wins Presidential Debate

CuTris Wins Presidential Debate
UnAssociated Press
October 4, 2012

Though Cutris did not actually participate in last night’s debate between President Barack Obama and Governor Mitt Romney, he has been deemed the ‘clear winner,’ by a number of polls. Cutris ran for President in the 2008 election, and was defeated by a narrow margin by current President, Barack Obama.

While not actually being present at the debate, most analysts think that Cutris was more believable, more poised, and more to-the-point than either the Republican challenger or the Democratic President.

When Cutris was asked about his apparent win, he seemed somewhat surprised (since he had not been at the debate), but then he said, “Yeah, I probably won. It sounds like something I would do.”

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