Cutris Takes Over Nova Scotia

Cutris Takes Over Nova Scotia
UnAssociated Press
January 19, 2011

In rapid succession, Cutris has been taking over various cities, states and countries. Most recently he is reported to have taken over Nova Scotia. Apparently Cutris has also left a message with the United Nations, promising to cease his takeovers if he is allowed to make a statement and "get a few things off of his chest." When and if this occurs, the UnAssociated Press will be the first to bring you the report.

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