Cutris Plans to Take Over the World

Cutris Plans to Take Over the World
UnAssociated Press
January 19, 2011

Several world leaders expressed their concern today, that Cutris may try to take over the world. Apparently the fear began when Cutris exclaimed that he was fairly "unhappy with the way things are being run!" He also indicated that if he had to, he would "take over" and "make some changes." Furthermore, it is reported that in 1971, Cutris successfully staged an uprising and became supreme ruler of his sandbox. Legends of the event can be found at http:www.thecutrissandboxuprisingof1971.org/. Cutris was unavailable for further comment at the time this story went to print.

Comments

Hormel is Dumb: No More Little Sizzlers

We appreciate your interest in LITTLE SIZZLERS® Sausage. Unfortunately, this item has been discontinued. We value our loyal consumers and apologize for any disappointment our decision has caused. Please visit www.hormel.com for coupons, promotions and recipes using many of our other products.

Trump's Reckless Rhetoric

Even though Trump and MAGA think that using the number 8647 is a threat to the President of the United States, Trump just yesterday, said that it would be okay if Iran used nuclear weapons against Los Angeles and San Diego--which including the cities and surrounding areas, is something equivalent to about 15 million United States citizens.

Crossing the Mexican Border

There could be an argument for crossing the Mexican border. I mean, seriously, Mexico has nationalized healthcare. The USA can't do it, because billionaires wouldn't be able to get rich enough off of other people's misery.

I am CuTRis

Search This Blog