North Korea's Heir Apparent

North Korea's Heir Apparent
UnAssociated Press
October 12, 2010

It appears that the recent public appearances of heir apparent, Kim Jong-un, are foreshadowing his succession to power--replacing his father, North Korean dictator and madman, Kim Jong-il.

We at the UnAssociated Press, regret that we have only run two other stories about Kim Jong-il. One was about a missile test, and the other was about his "nuclear capabilities." As he is such an intelligent and visually stunning man, it is truly a shame there isn't much more about him.

Thankfully, even though Kim Jong-un has yet to speak in public, we are confident that he can live up to the "greatness" of his father, and grandfather, Kim Il-sung--who ruled before him. As long as they "keep it in the family," the bar remains pretty low...

Kim Jong-un

Kim Jong-il

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