Kim Jong-il Claims Missile Test is to Return Wallet

Kim Jong-il Claims Missile Test is to Return Lost Wallet
UnAssociated Press
May 29, 2009

North Korean dictator, Kim Jong-il is claiming that his country's latest long-range missile test, was simply to see if this would be a good way to return the lost wallet of an unnamed South Korean official.

Kim Jong-il claims that there is no malice in the missile tests or nuclear bomb tests his country has been involved in. Jong-il also said that if provoked, North Korea would "blow everyone to hell." Then he said he wished everyone would just leave him alone!

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