Cutris Makes Chainsaw Sculpture with Teeth
UnAssociated Press
April 21, 2010
Cutris announced that he was making a chainsaw sculpture today. When he couldn't get the chainsaw started, he began using his teeth.
Cutris is shown using his teeth to make a chainsaw sculpture.
The process took several minutes, but soon Cutris finished the sculpture which was of a beaver.
The finished sculpture
Skeptics immediately discounted Cutris' claims of using his teeth to create the sculpture. Some people think that he hid a tiny, chainsaw in his mouth--which he used to create the sculpture.
When asked about these allegations, Cutris slapped the water with his tail and swam away...
No he didn't! Come on! Who wrote this???
It seems that there may be some inaccuracies in this UAP report. The UnAssociated Press apologizes for this, but refuses to retract the story in the hope that the controversy will improve our readership.
UnAssociated Press
April 21, 2010
Cutris announced that he was making a chainsaw sculpture today. When he couldn't get the chainsaw started, he began using his teeth.
Cutris is shown using his teeth to make a chainsaw sculpture.
The process took several minutes, but soon Cutris finished the sculpture which was of a beaver.
The finished sculpture
Skeptics immediately discounted Cutris' claims of using his teeth to create the sculpture. Some people think that he hid a tiny, chainsaw in his mouth--which he used to create the sculpture.
When asked about these allegations, Cutris slapped the water with his tail and swam away...
No he didn't! Come on! Who wrote this???
It seems that there may be some inaccuracies in this UAP report. The UnAssociated Press apologizes for this, but refuses to retract the story in the hope that the controversy will improve our readership.
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