Cutris Living with Bears

Cutris Living with Bears
UnAssociated Press
April 16, 2010

Cutris is back in the news! He is reported to be living with a group of bears in Wisconsin.
"They asked me over for lunch," said Cutris, and we were having so much fun eating sedge and bugs that I decided to stay for awhile!"

When asked if he would be returning home soon, Cutris simply growled at reporters and then ran away on all fours.

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