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Cutris Finds Lost City of Atlantis

Cutris Finds Lost City of Atlantis
September 15, 2008
UnAssociated Press

Recent reports suggest that Cutris has found the legendary "Lost City of Atantis." When questioned where he found it, Cutris acknowledged that he indeed had located the lost city, beneath a fairly large rock in his back yard.

"I was doing some gardening," said Cutris, "and when I moved that big rock out of the way, there it was!

Scientists are rushing to verify the find, though Cutris is not allowing them into his yard "because there is new sod," and he doesn't want "half the world tramping all over it."

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