Presidential Candidate Cutris Involved in Scandal

Presidential Candidate Cutris Involved in Scandal

October 26, 2007

UnAssociated Press

Paparazzi following presidential candidate Cutris, took these two pictures of the man who could be the next leader of the United States of America. The first (circa 2006) shows Cutris blatantly touching a sign that appears to say, "do not touch." The second photo was more recent, and shows Cutris scaling a wall just to the left of a sign that says, "do not climb on wall."

Some people are stunned by his blatant disregard for rules. Others seem mildly amused and say it isn't a big deal. What the voters think will be what counts, as they will go to the polls in just over one year and either vote Cutris into office, or vote for some other shmuck.

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