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Cutris Thought to be on Dangerous Diet

Cutris Thought to be on Dangerous Diet
September 25, 2008
UnAssociated Press

Once again, presidential candidate Cutris is involved in a scandal. It seems that a recent photo shows an extremely thin Cutris.
"He's almost 'stick thin!'" one reporter said.
When questioned, Cutris admitted he had lost some weight, due to a combination of diet and exercise.

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