Donald Trump Plans to Visit Hell

Donald Trump Plans to Visit Hell
UnAssociated Press
May 27, 2025

President Trump is planning to fly his new (old) "Palace in the sky" down to hell for a visit with the dark lord himself.
"I've known him for years," said Trump on so-so media, "we agree on most things and his home is a very warm place."
Of course Trump had a lot more to say, and much of it was incoherent. But apparently, Mr. Trump would like to warehouse legal immigrants in hell, and also potentially U.S. citizens who disagree with him.

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