Rihanna Accused of Stealing Hairstyle from Whoville

Rihanna Accused of Stealing Hairstyle from Whoville
UnAssociated Press
January 18, 2023

Singer Rihanna, (shown in picture from Superbowl ad) has been accused of stealing her new hairstyle from Whoville. The residents of the ficticious Dr. Seuss town are split as to whether she should be allowed to use it.
" I think it's cool!" said Cindy-Lou Who. "I'm okay if Rihanna uses our hairstyles."
"Appropriation of Who Hair is unacceptable!" shouted Mayor Augustus Maywho.
So far, Rihanna has not commented on the issue.

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