CuTRis Subpoenaed to Testify in Trump Impeachment Hearings

CuTRis Subpoenaed to Testify in Trump Impeachment Hearings
UnAssociated Press
November 22, 2019

CuTRis was summoned to disclose everything he knew about President Donald Trump today. He was dismissed in the first 12 seconds after answering that,
"Trump is a fartknocker and that is all I know!"
As CuTRis was apparently telling the truth as far as he knows it, there were no objections to his testimony—though there was some grumbling among Trump supporters about "speculation."

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