Minnehaha Creek to be Renamed to Schitt Creek

Minnehaha Creek to be Renamed to Schitt Creek
UnAssociated Press
August 22, 2019

The Department of Renaming Things has decided to rename Minnehaha Creek because the name is offensive to three people from Outer Slobovia. Further research indicates that Minnehaha Creek was discovered by the Schitt family over 12,000 years ago—before the Paleoindians migrated across the Bering Land Bridge. Therefore Minnehaha Creek will be renamed Schitt Creek, in honor of Jedidiah Schitt and all of the other Schitts; sometime next week. In addition, all of the surrounding streets that are currently named after Minnehaha (such as Minnehaha Pkwy), will be named "Schitt" as well. All of the signs below and all of the signs that are located up Schitt Creek will be changed.

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