No Solicitors Means You

Just in case you think my "No Solicitors" sign doesn't mean you—because you don't think you are selling me anything, let me assure you that the sign almost surely means you. If you are "selling" me your political candidate, your version of religion or most anything else, this sign is certainly there for you. Don't bother putting propaganda garbage in my door either. That is another form of solicitation and it will go straight into the trash.

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Hormel is Dumb: No More Little Sizzlers

We appreciate your interest in LITTLE SIZZLERS® Sausage. Unfortunately, this item has been discontinued. We value our loyal consumers and apologize for any disappointment our decision has caused. Please visit www.hormel.com for coupons, promotions and recipes using many of our other products.

Crossing the Mexican Border

There could be an argument for crossing the Mexican border. I mean, seriously, Mexico has nationalized healthcare. The USA can't do it, because billionaires wouldn't be able to get rich enough off of other people's misery.

Trump's Reckless Rhetoric

Even though Trump and MAGA think that using the number 8647 is a threat to the President of the United States, Trump just yesterday, said that it would be okay if Iran used nuclear weapons against Los Angeles and San Diego--which including the cities and surrounding areas, is something equivalent to about 15 million United States citizens.

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