Minnesota Vikings Regain Fumbling Abilities

Minnesota Vikings Regain Fumbling Abilities
UnAssociated Press
December 19, 2016

The Minnesota Vikings football team has regained its missing fumbling game with the return of Adrian Peterson. While numerous announcers have commented that the running back has such a strong grip that it "hurts" to shake hands with him, he still cannot hold onto the football very well. The much anticipated return after an early season injury, has reestablished the Vikings fumbling abilities and should greatly improve their downward spiral that began just after the bye week.

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