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Pete for President: The Alternative Candidate


Because you said you wanted an alternative candidate—even if it wasn't a good one.

Yeah... that's Dave back there. He's Pete's running mate. I told you it wasn't a good alternative; but there you go.

Vote Pete for President in 2016
Because you could do worse...

This advertisement was produced by the Pete for President Phartknocker Team.

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LDM said…
I did a random survey of people who never heard of Pete and he polls much higher in every category then Trump or Clinton.
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