CuTRis' Butt's Political Platform

CuTRis' Butt's Political Platform
UnAssociated Press
August 12, 2016

Though not committing to a run for political office, CuTRis' Butt commented today that if it were to run for President, it would flush away politics as usual, and wipe clean the political process—from the top to the bottom.
"I believe people are sick of the stench of politics!" said CuTRis' Butt, "We need to clean up the system before we fall behind!"

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