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CuTRis Thought to be Sitting on Mountain Top


CuTRis Thought to be Sitting on Mountain Top
UnAssociated Press
March 17, 2016

Sources in a back alley of St. Paul have disclosed that CuTRis is sitting on top of a mountain in an undisclosed location. The reason for this is also undisclosed but widely thought by both informants to be based in his dissatisfaction with how people treat each other. Apparently CuTRis is on some sort of strike and may not return until people try to be nicer.

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LDM said…
You may be up there a long time...
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