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Canned Letter


Dear Customer(s),

Some of your $hit is probably broke(n).
We aren’t sure if it is, what it is or where, but likely it is.
It’s not that we don’t give crap about this $hit, it’s just that a lot of it is broke(n) right now.
Hopefully yours is OK, but if not, sorry about that.

Thanks,
Us

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