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CuTRis Injured Before Game: Unable To Play

CuTRis Injured Before Game: Unable To Play
UnAssociated Press
November 4, 2013


Star quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, CuTRis, was injured prior to the game on Sunday with the Dallas Cowboys. Apparently as CuTRis was "suiting up," he was accidentally trodden on by 343 lb. teammate, Phil Loadholt. CuTRis was unable to stand under his own power for seven hours--and by then the game was over and the Vikings had already lost.
Currently the team has no plan to sign CuTRis for another game--citing "durability" as the primary reason.

Comments

LDM said…
Did you at least get the 14 bucks?
CuTRis said…
No! They stiffed me!

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