Cutris and the Beanstalk

One day Cutris climbed up a giant beanstalk that his friend Chump grew from some magic beans—to see what was at the top. Once he arrived in the clouds at the top, he found a city!

It looked pretty nice up there, so Cutris decided to stay for awhile. He needed money, so he got a job at Sensual Burger. He didn't like it though. The people there all wore weird clothes—and they insisted that he wear a condiment at all times! It was too much to take, so Cutris quit.

As he left the restaurant wondering what to do next, he noticed a sign on a doorway that read, "Butt McKinley, Ass Detective." Cutris decided to knock on the door. A man answered and Cutris asked him what an "ass detective" was. The man looked annoyed, and told Cutris' that people lose their asses all the time and need someone to find them. Cutris got scared and ran away.

This place is weird, thought Cutris. I guess this is what happens when you climb up a magic beanstalk and your head is in the clouds. Then Cutris climbed back down to Earth.

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Even though Trump and MAGA think that using the number 8647 is a threat to the President of the United States, Trump just yesterday, said that it would be okay if Iran used nuclear weapons against Los Angeles and San Diego--which including the cities and surrounding areas, is something equivalent to about 15 million United States citizens.

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