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Cutris to Host Average Person Awards

Cutris to Host Average Person Awards
UnAssociated Press
February 13, 2012

It was announced today that Cutris will host the upcoming Average Person Awards.

With the numerous awards like the Grammys, Latin Grammys, Oscars, Golden Globes, etc., the Average Person Awards are long overdue!

Curtis has experience from hosting the Caucasian Grammys on White Entertainment Television... what??? Oh, sorry, white people are not allowed to have the equivalent of Black Entertainment Television or the Latin Grammys. For that matter, I don't think average people are allowed to receive awards for doing "average" things and living "average" lives.

Cutris will not be hosting the Average Person Awards after all. We at the UnAssociated Press are sorry for wasting your time...

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