Most Annoying Car

I saw the most annoying car ever tonight. The poor woman was driving a Buick down the road behind me with the alarm going off! You know... that stupid alarm that goes off on some car everyday--somewhere close enough for you to hear it.

When I hear that sound, I always say to myself, "Oh no! Somebody is stealing a car!!!"
Ha! ha! No I don't! I was just foolin' you!

After I got onto the freeway, the Buick with the honking horn and lights flashing on and off went past me. "Man," I thought. "That car is sure annoying!"

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