Skip to main content

Some People Don't Know Dick

How would I describe Dick? He's not big or small; he's an average size Dick. Dick is smart. He knows about different parts like bolts; and nuts. Dick's nuts are galvanized. It seems that someone is always looking for Dick! Guys are always calling, looking for Dick. Women like Dick too. I work with Dick every day, but soon I will be working somewhere else—so I won’t see as much of Dick. Maybe you work with a Dick too! Do you have a friend who is a Dick? Here is a picture of my friend Dick.

Photo of Dick measuring his wood


DISCLAIMER: No Dicks's were harmed in the creation of this post.
Proper authorization was obtained prior to posting this post.
A sense of humor may be required to fully appreciate this posting.

Comments

edgares said…
Hey I know that Dick too. Knowing Dick, I can say he will miss walking with Cutris and sharing talks about nuts....

Popular posts from this blog

Hormel is Dumb: No More Little Sizzlers

We appreciate your interest in LITTLE SIZZLERS® Sausage. Unfortunately, this item has been discontinued. We value our loyal consumers and apologize for any disappointment our decision has caused. Please visit www.hormel.com for coupons, promotions and recipes using many of our other products.

Borg Cube for Sale

For Sale - Slightly Used Borg Cube - Mileage = 192 Trillion Light Years Plus Time travel - Loaded! - Capacity of 9,856 Passengers $87 Billion Contact CuTRis Used Borg Cube $87 Billion

Missing Data?

In my time working with data, I have found an almost perfect one to one relationship between if the data is not in the files that were loaded, it will also not be in the data warehouse after the files are loaded.