Cutris Finds Rare Invisible Duck in Mojave Desert

Cutris Finds Rare Invisible Duck in Mojave Desert
UnAssociated Press
May 24, 2011

Cutris has apparently found a rare, invisible duck in the Mojave Desert--according to an anonymous source named Steve. Cutris was allegedly tipped off to the duck's whereabouts by a magic, Largemouth Bass that he met down by the Minnesota River. The type of invisible duck that Cutris found is unknown, because after all, it was invisible. No further information was available about either Cutris or the rare, invisible duck at the time of this printing.

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