Cutris Loses Super-Powers in a Bet

Cutris Loses Super-Powers in a Bet
UnAssociated Press
February 16, 2011

Cutris has apparently lost his Super-Powers. Sources say that an evil troll bet him that he couldn't build a full-size replica of the Taj Mahal in less than 12 minutes. Cutris did it in 13 minutes, 27 seconds.

Cutris was unavailable for comment at the time this story was printed.

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