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Door Buster

Stores keep advertising Door Buster Sales!
I guess if you bust their door(s) you get a good deal on merchandise.
I thought I would try it, so I went to ShopMart and broke the front door.
Not only didn't I get a good deal, they called the police!
I ran away! I'm not shopping there anymore!

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