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Third Eye

Third Eye
UnAssociated Press
February 19, 2010

Using special photographic technology, Cutris demonstrates his Third Eye. Also known as the Pineal Gland, this organ is said to be the link to a higher consciousness.

When asked about the legitimacy of the Third Eye theory, Cutris brought up the sonar abilities of dolphins and whales. "Compared to these animals," Cutris explained, "we're a bit behind in the 'learning curve.'"






Cutris demonstrates his "Third Eye."






The crowd gathered around seemed very impressed, until Cutris told them that he could "see with his butt" as well.

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