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Clones & Carbon Copies

They all look the same.
A group of young men in baggy clothes. One hand on their crotch holds their pants up and the inseam is only 6 inches long. Who has legs that are only 6 inches long???
They wear hoods or sideways caps. They all talk the same, "Know what I'm sayin'?"
The girls all look the same too. They wear low-cut shirts and clothes that are too tight.
They all have the same look--just like the singers of today. Can we call all of them Britney to save time?
I can hardly tell one from the other.
There are very few individuals.
It's too bad.
I'm glad I'm different.

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