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Cutris Reveals Tips on Flux Destabilizer

Cutris Reveals Tips on Flux Destabilizer
UnAssociated Press
September 10, 2009

Due to Cutris’ super secret job working at an undisclosed location in k-12 technology, it is difficult to get him to talk about his work. Unfortunately, this means that the innate wisdom of Cutris is almost never shared with the rest of the world.
Recently, a Dash-Cam video surfaced, of Cutris telling the finer points of working with a Flux Destabilizer. Apparently on one of his many consulting trips for NASA, this footage was captured from the dashboard camera of a rental car Cutris used—while he was in the middle of a phone conference.

This footage was leaked to Al Jazeera, presumably for profit. The UnAssociated Press does not condone such actions, yet we are going to show the video to keep up with our competition.


Cutris Reveals Tips on Flux Destabilizer - Video

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