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Cutris Escapes from Tiny People with Small Bananas

Cutris Escapes from Tiny People with Small Bananas
June 5, 2009
UnAssociated Press

This picture of Cutris shows him admiring the small bananas he said he took when he escaped from a land inhabited by "tiny people."



Cutris claims the people were afraid of his great size when he wandered into their land, and when he accepted their hospitality, they got him drunk and tied him up.

Cutris claims he broke loose from the "tiny ropes" and took the bananas for food as he escaped from his miniature captors.

Aside from the bananas, there is no other proof to substantiate Cutris' story.

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