Cutris Believes Magic Unicorn Gave Him 3 Wishes

Cutris Believes Magic Unicorn Gave Him 3 Wishes
March 12, 2009
UnAssociated Press

Cutris told reporters today, that a magic unicorn gave him three wishes. When questioned about what he did with his wishes, Cutris replied that he had wished for four wishes several times, but each time he used a wish in the process, and so never was able to get above the original three wishes.

Seeing his dilemma, Cutris set out to remedy the situation by wishing for five wishes, which accomplished his goal of having four wishes.

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