Cutris Sells Real Estate on Mars!

Cutris Sells Real Estate on Mars!
April 2, 2008
UnAssociated Press

Presidential candidate Cutris has been absent from public view lately, but was recently seen selling real estate on the planet Mars!

"It's a brand new market!" said Cutris. "I haven't sold too many plots yet, but it's only a matter of time."

One thing is for sure, Cutris continues to be on the cutting edge.

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