Cutris Saved by 4-year-old Girl

Cutris Saved by 4-year-old Girl
November 19, 2007
UnAssociated Press

2008 presidential candidate Cutris was involved in a melee of sorts this evening. He had decided to go to a local establishment, according to police lieutenant Mason Dixon. “A bar fight erupted in there,” Dixon said. “Someone attacked Cutris, but fortunately there was a children’s birthday party going on in the back of the bar. A 4-year-old girl attending that party, who was also a jujitsu expert, came to the rescue of Mr. Cutris. By the time we got there, she had beaten up two large men, and Cutris was safe.”

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