Cutris Fires Trump!

- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE –
Cutris Fires Trump
May 24, 2006

Ironically, the man who coined the phrase, “you’re fired,” got fired earlier today.
Cutris fired billionaire Donald Trump today with little explanation. When asked if he had the authority to fire the Donald, Cutris merely smirked and said, “Yes I do, and you are also fired for asking that question.”

Cutris went on to say that it was “about time someone fired Trump,” and that he should “try shaving his head.”

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