I am CuTRis

This is what I saw beneath the new " No Loitering " signs outside the strip mall (in St. Paul) as I drove past yesterday. This is common everyday, and the scene continued under each of the other signs posted.

Do you remember that time when you were being a total puss, and I was being great? I do.

Due to a general lack of intelligence being distributed, this company unfortunately went out of business...

Soap Dispenser Creates New CuTRis Scandal UnAssociated Press April 25, 2013   CuTRis was back in the news in another of his many scandals --this one involving a soap dispenser . Apparently CuTRis pressed it twice, and ended up getting two portions of soap. Will he ever learn?

Careening recklessly down the mountain--with no fear on his face...

I know it is supposed to be Spring, but each snowfall seems more beautiful than the one before. Last week Larry said we were on our fourth winter , so I think this must be at least version 5.0. I took these photos this morning.

Happy Earth Day !

Could you be suffering from Low T ? I suggest standing on a chair and moving your T to a higher location.

Here is the woods after yesterday's April snowfall. The robin s aren't quite as loud today as they have been recently.

The birds are shining, the Sun is chirping! All those April Showers has everything ready to bloom!!!

Here is what me and Larry saw today during our Noon walk.

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CuTRis in Trouble with Teapot Police UnAssociated Press April 18, 2013 CuTRis is apparently involved in another of his many scandals ! Today the Teapot Police are questioning CuTRis about filling his wife's new teapot past the maximum fill line! CuTRis said his wife (who also disobeys the rules) told him to do it because she wanted extra hot water.

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CuTRis came out with an extra $75 due to his lottery scratch off winnings. Larry came out $50 ahead because he got the government bailout on his $87 Billion loan and he also got $50 for scrap metal when he recycled the Borg cube. Everyone was happy!

Larry Fired from AIG UnAssociated Press April 16, 2013 Larry was fired today as CEO of AIG International Group . His salary was $200 Million per minute, and he apparently didn't know what to do with all of that money so he opened a savings account . When the (AIG) Board of Directors heard about this, they immediately fired Larry for showing financial responsibility .

Larry's mismanagement of Funds Lands him as CEO of AIG UnAssociated Press April 16, 2013   CEO Larry Larry 's total mismanagement of money has landed him a job as CEO of AIG International Group . His borrowing of $87 Billion to pay CuTRis for the Borg cube he totaled, was "the gutsiest financial move ever!" according to the (AIG) Board of Directors. Larry's new position also made possible for him to receive a government bailout resulting in him no longer having any financial responsibility for his $87 Billion loan.

You have made your reservations to hell.

Mishap Destroys Borg Cube UnAssociated Press April 16, 2013 Larry's Cube Apparently Larry had some "great" idea to use the Borg Cube to go back in time and deposit ten dollars and change into a bank millions of years ago so he would have the money to pay for the $87 Billion he gave CuTRis to buy it. Not only didn't his plan work, but he also crashed into Past Larry's Borg Cube that was parked in his spot! He totalled them both!  Past Larry's Cube