Santa Accused of Sexual Misconduct
UnAssociated Press
December 4, 2017
Several women who wish to remain anonymous have recently come forward (though not public) to accuse Santa Clause of inappropriate sexual behavior. The allegations include coming down chimneys while they were asleep and sneaking around inside of their houses. There has also been allegations that he touched some women inappropriately during the taking of photos.
Though the jolly old elf has denied these allegation and though there is no substantial proof, Santa has been fired and Christmas will be cancelled and replaced with a new holiday yet to be named.
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