Expert Bashed for Unpopular Truth
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014
"The whole idea that Mr. Buck was profiling a man wearing blaze-orange is absolutely absurd!" said Wildlife Research & Forensic Specialist Dude, Aldo Darwinism. "Deer simply do not see colors the way people do! They are colorblind!"
The backlash for this unpopular truth was swift. Aldo Darwinism has been banned from all liberal media sources and protestors burned and looted several National Parks.
"We won't be happy," commented one out-of-town protester, "until that deer's white tail is made into deer sausage and sitting on a cracker with a piece of cheddar on top of it!"
UnAssociated Press
December 9, 2014
"The whole idea that Mr. Buck was profiling a man wearing blaze-orange is absolutely absurd!" said Wildlife Research & Forensic Specialist Dude, Aldo Darwinism. "Deer simply do not see colors the way people do! They are colorblind!"
The backlash for this unpopular truth was swift. Aldo Darwinism has been banned from all liberal media sources and protestors burned and looted several National Parks.
"We won't be happy," commented one out-of-town protester, "until that deer's white tail is made into deer sausage and sitting on a cracker with a piece of cheddar on top of it!"
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