Cutris Plans Daring Escape!

Cutris Plans Daring Escape!
UnAssociated Press
October 28, 2011

Cutris is rumored to be planning a daring escape! Just when, where or what Cutris is escaping from is as of yet unknown. According to inside sources close to Cutris, he has been planning to launch his escape plan at an as of yet undetermined time. More information about the alleged escape plan of Cutris was not available at the time this story was printed.

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