April 9, 2008
UnAssociated Press
In a promotional stunt to plug his new novel, "Cottonwood," Cutris has sprouted wood.
The author and presidential candidate told reporters this morning, that he woke up with the wood, but it went away a short time later. Just how a man could turn into a tree and then back into a man is still under investigation. The U.S. Forest Service has been called to head up the case.
No comments:
Post a Comment