'Twas the night before Epstein, the sharpies redacting Miles of incriminations, of rich guys impacting! The pedophiles let out a cry of despair, Would some go to prison? It didn't seem fair! What about Trump? Whose lies do abound; Amidst the black lines, will his name there be found? And Bondi with her brown nose, and Hegseth with bombs, Had killed some poor fishermen, and saddened their moms. When on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter, The east-wing destroyed, like it just didn’t matter! Across the street, I saw a big flash, ICE arresting children with Kristi Noem and with Cash! The economy now at a new-fallen low, From Trump’s IQ being so far below. When what to my wondering eyes did appear, Groceries sky high, and higher I fear, With a leader with dementia, who is quite sick, I knew in a moment he must be a dick! More swollen his ankles, his stink and his shame, And he yelled, and insulted, and called them a bad name: "Now, Piggy! now, S...