I am CuTRis

The rain reflects my feelings, Subtle tears falling for a child whose steps will not be heard. I know it is for the best, But I cannot help but to feel sad on this rainy day. I turn toward the future, But my wife and I will never forget the past few days. I love her more than ever. Our lives are changed forever by the child who never was. -Kevin J. Curtis

Here are just a few of my favorite kinds of tape. Invisible Tape, for taping invisible things. Masking Tape, to make masks out of. "Duck" Tape, in case your duck breaks. Mounting Tape, To keep the dog from falling off.

Cutris Becomes Extremely Animated UnAssociated Press October 26, 2009 Cutris became extremely animated today, when he was asked to give a brief history of mounting tape. His talk went on for about five minutes, and was very entertaining. Mounting Tape Cutris becomes animated.

My brother-in-law Kou, graduated with his BS in Digital Arts on Friday. I made this PSA for staying in school that evening. "Be Kou, Stay in Schoo'"

Here is the latest correspondence between me (top in blue), and "Mr. Lawson Jean," Internet scammer "extraordinaire" (below). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Dumb Ass, I can hardly believe how dumb you are. Your dumbness transcends normal dumbness, and transforms it into an innate, ridiculously dumb realm that is usually reserved for cartoon characters. Despite that, I'm going to type some bogus numbers that could resemble a bank account in some really dumb place, such as where you must be from. First Bank of my Butt: 123-UR-S0-Dum-456 I look forward to to this transaction that "is very proctecd with you." Yada yada, buttface, indigo. Insincerely yours, Superman's Grandma -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:32:24 -0700 From: lawsonjean2@yahoo.com Subject: REPLY. To: my email Dear Superman , im very happy to read from you to toda...

This reply from the email scammer came today. My new reply is above it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear brother, Mr. Lawless Genes, Thank you for not reading my email and for supplying me with this bunch of crap about the 100% risky transaction. Rest assured, that I have not told anyone except the FBI and Interpol. I look forward to meeting you face to face, so I can kick you in the gnads, if you have any. Here is the information that you have requested, NAME: SUPERMAN - You must have missed this when you didn't read the previous email. AGE: 116 - But I workout ADDRESS: 1122 Boogey-Boogey Avenue COUNTRY: Krypton - I guess you missed this part too... PROFESSION: Special Agent, in charge of Internet Scams TEL: 555-555-1234 FAX: 555-555-5678 I look forward to closing this deal, blazay, factoid, Nebuchadrezzar. Your friend and partner, Cutris ... I mean "Superman" ---------------------------------------------------------------...

Here's my reply to the latest email scam I got. My answer is above the original. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Friend (who I've never met), I'm "Superman!" I come from a planet called Krypton! I can help you! I was intrigued by your email (that was sent to someone else). I understand that many people in Africa have millions of dollars that they want to share with poor Americans. You probably want my bank information, but I have a better idea. I am in need of a goat. My lawn is covered by leaves from the trees as fall sets in. A goat could eat these leaves and then I wouldn't have to rake! Please send all of your goats to Minnesota, "Attention, Superman." Thanks Mr. Lawson Jean! Cutris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:23:47 -0700 From: ecobank_ltogo@yahoo.com Subject: URGENT PLEASE To: dotbum@hotmail.com URGENT PLEASE Dear Fr...

We took a short road trip today through Prescott, Wisconsin, Redwing, Minnesota and then stopped by the Watt Munisotaram, Buddhist Temple between Farmington and Hampton, Minnesota. The Wisconsin side of the Mississippi River. Watt Munisotaram Buddhist Temple

In case your M & M's get dirty!

Today I hiked in the west end of the Wilkie Unit in the Minnesota Valley National Wildlife Refuge. Here are a few pictures that I took.

The early snow barely gave me time to dig out my carrots, beets and potatoes! But isn't it beautiful? Especially when the cardinal shows up!

Widespread Outages Blamed on Cutris UnAssociated Press October 9, 2009 Cutris has allegedly unplugged the vinculum. Whether or not he will plug it back in is unknown at this time. A vinculum expert has been summoned from Bangladesh, to Washington D.C. to try to prevent further vinculum-related disasters. Cutris' whereabouts are currently unknown. He is presumed to be out hiking in the woods. Video

Cutris Threatens to Unplug Vinculum UnAssociated Press October 8, 2009 This picture shows Cutris about to unplug the vinculum. Looking defiantly at the camera, he is only seconds from causing chaos.

Cutris Testifies Before Senate Subcommittee UnAssociated Press October 7, 2009 Cutris testified before a senate subcommittee today, detailing how people employed in technology are not valued, or respected as much as the so-called, “professionals” employed by the same organizations that they work at. “ I am not allowed to voice my displeasure when someone ruins an installation or causes problems by blatantly disregarding basic technology guidelines!” He continued by saying, “There is a ‘culture’ in the workplace that technology work is not as important as what the ‘professionals’ do. Recently, I contributed to a report and everyone’s name was listed in the credits except mine—even though they used my contribution, line-for-line verbatim!” The senators seemed unconvinced by Cutris’ argument, leading to this outburst, “What if I unplugged the vinculum? Would you senators know what to do???” Cutris was then censored and escorted by security out of the senate chambers.

Whoever thought of "Fun Size" candy bars? Wouldn't they be more fun if they were a lot bigger? I mean... why is a tiny, bite-size candy bar so much fun? I think it would be more fun to have a candy bar that was 4' long, 2' wide and about 6" thick!

Now wait a minute... isn't that where "By's" used to be? I think it was an Arby's before that! Now it is apparently called, "is." I just can't keep track of it anymore!

Here I am after all these years! As I go through a difficult time, I marvel at all I've been through and all I've done. As my heart aches over the latest trials and tribulations, I realize how blessed I am to have so much. Perhaps wealth is a state of being, rather than an accumulation of assets. We all leave this life with the same amount of money. My days have not all blended together. The variety makes me rich. Here on the "west side" of my life, I appreciate my amazing wife, family, friends, and the accomplishments I've made both great and small. There is still much heartache and much joy to live.