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Sea Life Minnesota

We took our son to Sea Life Minnesota for his birthday.

Seriously? 59 Servings?

Seriously? 59 servings? You couldn't throw another spoon in and make it 60???

CuTRis Vows to Pound Target Data Thieves

CuTRis Vows to Pound Target Data Thieves UnAssociated Press December 19, 2013 After learning that his credit card data, along with 40 million others may have been stolen while shopping at Target, CuTRis vowed to pound the thieves for such a dastardly crime! CuTRis went on to clarify, that he would deliver the beatings personally unless the thieves were big... or if they carried guns or weapons or if they were "like really tough or something."

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

"I never thought it was such a bad little tree..."

Jam!

The band hadn't gotten together for a couple of weeks... um... about a month and last evening we jammed. It was great fun--even though Dave broke a string!

tuco

All Right World, Start Being Nice to Larry!

Minneapolis is Right in Front of the Sun!

 

Pandora Bracelet

I just love my Pandora Bracelet ! With its gaudy colors and overall "bigness," it is the "perfect" gift this Holiday Season!

CuTRis Seen Using Fake Sign Language

CuTRis Seen Using Fake Sign Language UnAssociated Press December 13, 2013 CuTRis was recently sighted at a funeral for some guy from Passaic , using fake sign language . "This was extremely embarrassing," said some guy at the funeral who had come for the free lunch. "I just can't believe someone would do something like that!" He commented between mouthfuls. CuTRis was unavailable for comment. Meaning: I have an invisible basketball.   Meaning: I can see you but you can't see me.  

CuTRis Safe: Victim of Slow RDP Connection

CuTRis Safe: Victim of Slow RDP Connection UnAssociated Press December 12, 2013 News today confirms that CuTRis is safe and was never lost in Colorado. Apparently he was the victim of a very slow RDP connection . CuTRis seemed unaware of the massive search that had been going on for him and said that in fact, he was nowhere near Colorado—though he had been working on a server in another state which was amazingly slow. The remote connection had interfered with his email connection and essentially he was lost to the outside world for quite some time. CuTRis said he was able to survive the ordeal by eating snacks from his desk drawer and drinking tea. When asked if he was reluctant to remote into another distant SQL server , CuTRis said he was ready to deploy as needed.

CuTRis May Be Lost in Wilderness

CuTRis May Be Lost in Wilderness UnAssociated Press December 12, 2013 CuTRis is assumed to be lost somewhere in the Rocky Mountains. Not much is known except that he is thought to be Northwest of Gunnison, Colorado.

Jacqueline Upturd

Jacqueline Upturd was a nobody really. She had connections through her mother who had also been a nobody—until she was cast on a TV sitcom in the ‘60’s. Through those connections Jacqueline had become a writer. Now she fancied herself a celebrity and she liked to use social media to tweet out her sarcastic and conceited views. Many people seemed to think that Jacqueline was very beautiful. That was probably due to her gigantic teeth; which gave her quite a unique smile. The smile that so inspired her fans, looked similar to how a constipated horse might look just prior to a massive bowel movement. Jacqueline Upturd loved herself more than she could ever love anyone else—which could be why she had decided never to get married. On the other hand, she was just plain ill-tempered—so maybe no one had ever asked her. Driving in her vintage 1970, Chevy Caprice, she liked to crane her neck—and scowl at people who looked like they were happy or in love. Sometimes she envisioned running th...

Homeless at -7 Degrees

I saw the homeless man I wrote about last week again this morning. This time it was -7 Fahrenheit (-21.67 Celsius). He was moving slightly under his blankets. I saw him the other day after the snow. He was out in about 3 degrees shoveling the sidewalk in front of the businesses on Rice Street where he lives. This is no ordinary street bum.

I Strongly Advise Against It...

I only look like I'm asleep...

Every 7th Coffee Free

  Saturday was the 7 th of December and this sign says that coffee is free on every 7 th ! Well guess what? They don't actually give you free coffee on the 7th!!! What you ask??? No! Apparently, you have to buy 6 coffees and then they will give you a free one...

Twin Cities Reptiles

I used to go to Twin Cities Reptiles (and before that the Pet Dragon ) frequently back when I kept small reptiles and amphibians for pets. I had not replenished my animals for many years and after many more years, the last of my pets passed on and I "went out of business." The store is now in St. Paul and I visited there recently with my wife and son—because my boy likes to "go see animals!"

US Bank = Unbelievably Slow

I went to deposit some money in my son's bank account. I now know what the US in US Bank stands for; U nbelievably S low! But in their defence, they have a guy who stands around and says "hi" to you. I don't see that he does much else and another teller would be preferable.

Homeless at 8 Degrees

This morning after I dropped my son off at his grandparents' house, I drove down the icy road to Rice Street where sure enough, the man who lives on the sidewalk by the hardware store, was wrapped up in blankets like a mummy. He was lying on the sidewalk next to a shopping cart heaped full of his belongings. It was 8 degrees Fahrenheit (-13.33 Celsius). Ten years ago I had the experience of working in social services with drug addicts and I became familiar with the tragedy of poverty and addiction. One thing I learned from the men who often slept outside in our frigid Minnesota winters, is that most of them no longer have toes. It's not something you would think about or probably know if you sleep in a bed in a house. These are not aliens from another world, they are people like us. They have problems, often mental illness and often they self-medicate and abuse alcohol and drugs and even substances that no one would normally ingest or inject—all to make it through the next...

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, I would like an F-35 Lightning II for Christmas. Please make sure it is fully loaded and ready to go. Thanks Santa! Kevin

Tech Support - Limited Service

I’m talking to a tech from a large client that hosts and manages their own version of our product. He is having much difficulty and I spend way too much time with him—in spite of the fact that they have no service contract. I say I will need to defer the situation to my supervisor since I have spent a lot of time and they have “limited service.” He doesn’t like that. He tells me that if he buys a muffler for his car and it doesn’t work right he can go back to the place where he got it and they will fix it (i.e. I should do that too). I tell him that what he said is true—unless he installs the muffler himself (which is essentially what he has done with our product). Then I defer to my boss for further instructions.

Photograph This

For some time now, I’ve been wondering why people still use professional photographers . Certainly most of them probably do a good job, but with the current technology it seems that taking a quality picture is easier than ever. That said, there are still a lot of people who for some reason can’t take good pictures. Maybe in this case there is a need to pay someone to do it for you. I don’t have expensive or fancy camera equipment and I don’t think that using a $900 camera will insure that you get good results. For me, it is all about capturing the moment—which necessitates my having a small camera that is easy to carry. When my son was born we declined the services of a professional photographer at the hospital—yet we have some amazing photographs. Among my favorites is one of our newborn baby sleeping in the sunshine from a window. In this picture he looks like an angel and no props or artificial lighting could have made it any better—or as good. This summer I attended an event th...