Friday, March 08, 2013

North Korea to Attack Monday

North Korea to Attack Monday
UnAssociated Press
March 8, 2013


Obviously "well-nourished" North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un has announced that he intends to attack South Korea and the USA on Monday. Apparently he also says that he has a magic wand that is in "the shop" for repairs, and it won't be ready until then.

2 comments:

Jaggibutt said...

abrakapocus, I'm a man

LDM said...

I heard he is actually going to attack Monday and try to push it back until later in the week. He likes long weekends I guess.