UnAssociated Press
March 15, 2013
Reports from the Entertainment world suggest that CuTRis will be the next Batman in the upcoming movie, "Dude Who Wears a Cape and Beats-up Bad Guys." Some sources say that producers originally wanted to cast Will Smith in the role, until it was pointed out that even though that may have worked with The Wild Wild West, it would likely create a scandal if the new Dark Knight were to become an African-American. The producers then approached Jackie Chan to switch to an Asian super-hero. Eventually, it was decided that the new sequel should not become just another bad Karate movie.
CuTRis was finally thought to be the best choice because not only does he know all the words to the Batman theme song, he also agreed to star in the new movie for $100.
2 comments:
better be taking me for a ride in the bat mobile and no I ain't wearing no tights with a ® on it
I know you want to wear the tights; otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up...
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