I am CuTRis

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Asteroid to Pass by Earth UnAssociated Press May 31, 2013 Not to worry, asteroids rarely crash into and destroy the Earth. Last time the Earth was destroyed, was this past Tuesday in an amature Youtube video created by an anti-social, overweight North Korean kid who had nothing better to do except pretend to blow up the world.

CuTRis Returns from Alternate Universe UnAssociated Press May 31, 2013 Cutris has returned from his vacation in an alternate universe with apparently no ill effects.

CuTRis Reportedly Vacationing in Alternate Universe UnAssociated Press May 30, 2013 The lack of news about CuTRis this week--along with this picture that was found on a space alien 's cell phone clearly shows that CuTRis is (probably) in an alternate universe .

Turkeys at Richardson Nature Center

I'm jammin' with the band!

An Idea Hatches! Deep inside of CuTRis' brain , an idea was beginning to hatch ...

My condolences to those hit by the tornado in Oklahoma . Also yesterday a horrible accident during a St. Louis Park school field trip killed one student, injured two and left one missing. It's going to be a tough summer for some of these kids. I remember at age 13 when my best friend died three days after school was out for the summer. I don't think I smiled for a whole year.

Super Coke Deal I heard a rumor that this convenience store/gas station was recently purchased by a drug cartel ... but I don't know that I believe it...

Mail theft has hit my neighborhood!

I started a social media site for a neighborhood watch. It's encouraging that I have some responses this morning! If we band together we can put criminals on notice!

This Scarlet Tanager  decided to hangout in our front yard yesterday afternoon!

To the person or people who stole the wooden bench in front of our house--Whatever you do/did with it, I know you will sit/have sat on it at least once. I hope your butt is cursed from that moment of contact. I hope it itches, then bleeds, then develops into some kind of terminal illness that crawls out of your butt and spreads all over your entire body.

Then something happened... Mr. Brown can moo and he saw one fish two fish. He can sound like a hand on a door knock knock! Rabbit's plane flew right through the door and over miss Lizzy's garden! Three buzzing bees chased Pooh to the zoo where Elmo likes the elephant whose trunk swings left and right. Some are long and some are strong! A Jed is in bed and the bed of a Jed is the softest of beds, it is said. He makes it with pom poms he grows on his head. I can be quiet when daddy asks me to. He asked the kitten, but the kitten just looked and looked. You're not my mother! You are a scary snort! Good dog Sparky! ................................................................................................ ...................... ..........................error.........error..........reset.................$#^&%.*.......... ...........bing...hmmm......zip....zip....... welcome!.............login please..................

Today, I saw two of these little turtles heading to water after just hatching. I gave them a little help getting there. Yes, that's a USA Quarter

Since the trend is to tax cigarettes and alcohol to support the failing government budget --especially here in Minnesota, I would like to offer my sincere thanks to everyone who smokes and drinks. We couldn't do it without you!

CuTRis Wins American Idol! UnAssociated Press May 17, 2013 Apparently CuTRis won the title of " American Idol ," until he told the producers to "piss off!" Then the title was stripped from him and given to someone who had actually been on the show.

Not only was I was unaware that  lions are apparently roaming around in Central Park, I was also unaware that they had built a shelter there!

In the realm of big oil crooks, they have now seen fit to artificially raise gas prices by shutting down two refineries at the same time --for "maintenance."

My mom still buys me Oreo s on occasion. I think it is because when I was a small child, I concocted a story for her that I needed to have Oreos to keep my eyes (color) brown. I think mom must have liked that story--or maybe she noticed my eyes are turning more green as I get older.